What the fuck did I get myself into?
And why the fuck have I been saying “fuck” so much? Fuck.
So, I decided to do a juice cleanse. I was totally inspired by Becky’s experience, so I decided to recreate it! I got my juices at Whole Foods and chose an array of brands. I got enough juice for six juices per day for three days (about $100), but one of the juices (Drink Me- Raw Kale) is nasty and totally inedible, so that one’s out.
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Okay. So I’m doing five juices a day for three days. Unless I can return those nasty ass sludge juices and get a couple of new ones instead.
My goals for this cleanse are just to readjust my hunger cues and my cravings. I’ve been eating a lot of this lately:
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And, while delicious, one piece of lettuce on an In ‘N’ Out burger does not a vegetable-serving make!
Okay, so I’m doing this “cleanse” from Saturday (yesterday) through Monday (tomorrow). I’m not holding out for any major physical changes. I just want the psychological benefit of being in tune with my body.
However, I’m starting to think that this cleanse is going to make me slightly murderous. Is that a psychological benefit?
No, I don’t think so.
So far, I’ve just been hungry. But, oh well. It’s only three days. At least that’s what I keep telling myself. The good news? I do feel lighter and fresher already! Drinking inadequate amounts of calories of vegetable juices will to that to you.
I’ll definitely be back with updates!
Have you ever done a juice cleanse? Which one? Thoughts?
Do you have any questions for me about my reason/goals related to this juice cleanse?
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